A Little Introduction

Hello all, my name is Liam and I'm the new member of TV Guys.  Like Ryan and Scott, I too gorge myself on television and fill my brain with plots and characters, and possess the overwhelming need to discuss (and vent about) them.  I try to have an open mind but when something like Skins or My Boys or Teen Wolf comes out, all I can do is rant in order to prevent me from slamming my skull continuously into a cement wall.

I would have posted earlier, but work has me bogged down with ridiculous bitch work, so I will do my best to be current and up-to-date.  For instance, at the moment I am sorting through a 4 pound pile of financial statements that will most likely take me an hour to finish; hooray work...

Moving onto relevant information, my list of favorite shows is always shifted around and amended; barely any show stays in the same spot.  But if someone were to put a gun to my head and ask for my ten favorite shows (see? I'm even altering this scenario to expand my list), I would most likely say, in no particular order: Deadwood, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Lost, Dexter, Oz, Sons of Anarchy, Homeland, Seinfeld and Modern Family.  Phew.  The time it took me to actually weed out that list would definitely get me killed in a real life hostage situation.  I spent the most time debating whether or not to throw Homeland on the list, as it's just so new to the world that the decision to loft it atop my favorites list was a difficult one.

Shows I hate?  That's probably the easiest list: reality fucking television.  For one reason: not one moment of those shows is real.  By now, everyone's seen the Jersey Shore clip where the producer clearly gives directions to one of the she-beasts; that's basically what happens on every show.  And then these sorry excuses for humans (Kardashians, Guidos, Housewives) somehow become famous and get paid to just show up somewhere and flash their ugly mugs (or privates, depending on the harlots involved).  I could seriously go on about it, but for the sake of time and attention, I'll stop...for now.

There you have it folks, a quick little intro to who I am and why I'm here.  Hopefully, it'll give you some insight on me and what to expect out of me.  I'll have a nice Homeland review up around noon for everyone to check out.  If you missed the finale, be sure to watch it because there may (and by may, I mean definitely will) be spoilers.